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The Birth of a Star

 I realize that this blog is typically reserved for all things politics, but I have seen some discussions on culture as well. Given that American Idol has become a big part of our pop culture, I didn’t think it would be too inappropriate to post this. If you haven’t watched American Idol this year, I would highly recommend reading the rest of this and then tuning in for at least 1 night. Those who have faithfully watched this season have all had the great privilege of witnessing the birth of a superstar, none other than Jordin Sparks. I’ll admit that I am only marginally qualified to make such a judgment. My wife and I have always enjoyed and appreciated good music. Additionally, as a self-taught guitarist and mediocre singer, I have come to realize just how much talent one must possess just to have a fighting chance to make a living in the music industry. It doesn’t hurt to have a little sex appeal and a lot of luck too.

The natural ability this 17-year old (can that possibly be right!?) young woman has is quite rare. She is a phenomenon. She is a statistical anomaly. The vast majority of people in this country have no particular gift for music or singing whatsoever. Just a fraction of the population can sing or play an instrument well enough to avoid embarrassment in front of a crowd. And only a fraction of those people will ever be able to make a decent living at it. And an even smaller fraction of those people can become commercially successful stars. But the number of people in this country who have the complete package Jordin has could probably all fit comfortably into the men’s room of your local corner gas station.

I don’t, in any way, mean to diminish the achievements of the other five contestants remaining on the show. They are all extremely talented and unique, and each one has given at least one performance on the big stage that was worthy of any AI winner. Melinda is, as Randy Jackson says, “the resident pro” and has performed flawlessly every week. Lakisha and Phil both have very powerful and compelling voices. Chris and Blake, while not as strong vocally as the others, are still great entertainers in their own right. But all five of them are just one step shy of having that immeasurable, unteachable and undeniable “it” that Jordin has.

She has the grace and poise on stage of a seasoned professional, and a natural light and energy surrounding her every move. When she concludes each performance, her innocence and youthful exuberance shine through. I simply melt every time I hear her sing; words cannot do her voice justice, but it is nothing short of dessert for your ears.

How good is she? I am reminded of a great quote from the movie Searching for Bobby Fisher. (Great movie. See it.) Joe Montegna (sp?) plays the father of a pre-teen child chess prodigy named Josh Waitskin. At a parent-teacher conference, the teacher does not really understand Josh’s chess abilities, to which Montegna responds:

“It’s called ‘chess,’ not ‘chess thing,’ just ‘chess.’ When you say ‘chess thing,’ you diminish it and you diminish him. My son has a gift, and do you want to know how good he is? He is better at this than anything I have ever done in my entire life. He is better at this than anything you will ever do in your entire life.”

Jordin Sparks is blessed with a special gift. It has been growing stronger, along with her obvious confidence, with each passing week. Somewhere around week I don’t know what, when the theme was also I don’t know what, she had her coming out party. I felt like most of the contestants were bopping around the stage, playing to the crowd, and so on. Nothing wrong with that. Jordin wore a plain black dress; she stood at the back of the stage; she sang a song, (I think it was called “I Who Have Nothing”, how ironic), that most people, myself included, have never heard of. The audience would not be engaged. She did not dance or even move at all. She stood alone on that stage in front of 30 million people and armed herself with absolutely nothing more than the power of her own voice. And she nailed it. It was flawless. A few weeks later, she did “Broken Wing.” My daughter and her cousin burned it onto a CD. My daughter now thinks I am a freak, because of how many times I’ve listened to it. I can’t get enough.

The only logical and just conclusion to this season’s sequence of events on AI is the following:

  1. 1. Jordin Sparks makes the finals.
  2. 2. She sings “Unwritten”, by Natasha Beddingfield, a great soulful pop vocal appropriate for a 17-year old on the verge of an amazing journey.
  3. 3. For her second song in the finals, she bucks the conventional wisdom of the judges about song choices and sings “I Have Nothing”, by Whitney Houston, leaving Randy, Paula and Simon all speechless and bawling like babies.

Some might say “you’re just writing this so people will vote for her to win.” Sure I want her to win, and I want to hear her voice and see her smile illuminate my TV for a few more Tuesday nights as well. But truth be told, it doesn’t even matter anymore if she wins. Her song choices, her performances for the rest of AI, the judges’ comments, the votes. They no longer matter. She has won already. If she were to go home tomorrow night, (NOOOOOOO!), record producers will be leaving a trail of drool to her front doorstep before the stroke of midnight, and deservedly so.

What I like most about Jordin, and what I hope the music industry does not try to change, is that for the most part of this competition, she has not been selling sex, sass or style. Frankly, it would be beneath someone with a voice as remarkable as hers to do so. I know she is only 17, but I don’t think you could slide a dime through the gap between her abilities as a vocalist and the abilities of the finest female vocalists of our time, including Whitney, Celine Dion and a few other rare talents. I’ll admit that that may be a bit premature and over the top, but definitely not by much. A few years from now, if AI is still around, we will hear the judges critiquing the contestants saying “you just can’t come out onto this stage and sing a Jordin Sparks song because the expectation level from the original is just too high to live up to.

Am I alone in this overwhelming admiration for this young woman’s abilities? I don’t think so. Last week, when Ryan Seacrest told Chris he was safe, the entire arena went dead silent. There were not the usual moans, sighs and maybe a scattered boo, just dead silence. Why? Because they all know, like I do, that there was no possible way that this star, that’s what she is, was ready to stop shining on this competition yet. Jordin’s potential as a performer and vocalist is virtually limitless. She is bound by nothing other than her imagination and her choices.

Although I believe she no longer needs it, best of luck to you Jordin Sparks! Thank you for sharing your blessings with us.

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It Was a JOKE! Part 2

As I ran out of steam yesterday, ranting about the Imus debacle, I finished with a fictional conversation between Dr. Martin Luther King, a magnificent inspirational human being, and Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson, two...human beings.  The cultural relevance of Al and Jesse will continue to fade.  A new face of black leadership has begun to emerge as the JC Watts, Lynn Swanns, Bill Cosbys and so many others have dared to challenge long-standing racial mores and have said what Al and Jesse, as "leaders", should have been touting for a long time.  Seize the responsibility for your own life. 

Al and Jesse, the Blues Brothers, have been crying the racism blues for far too long.  They are extremely talented at looking down upon the masses they claim to be leading, and assigning blame for any problems those masses may have encountered.  They are also very good at coming up with catchy slogans that rhyme.  They are terrible at inspiring people to stand on their own and dive head first into the vast ocean of opportunity available to EVERY citizen who desires it.  No, instead, they will stand on the beach and point out where they think the sharks are. 

Imus is a hermit crab in the ocean of life, not a shark.  The RU Basketball got pinched in the collective toe.  They may have never even noticed it, were it not for the Blues Brothers and the willingly complicit media shouting "shark" so loudly.  They all raced to the water to rescue the defenseless women and dragged them to the shore with such vigor and outrage, that by the time they got to shore, the RU women actually felt as if they actually had been attacked by a shark.  How surprising.

What gets lost in this entire ordeal is the fact that these RU women did not have to be victims in this.  I would bet that two weeks ago, not one of them knew who Don Imus was.  Nor could they have cared less what any of his opinions on any subject were.  The shameful media feeding frenzy surrounding this story left them virtually no choice but to insert themselves as active participants in the drama and put forth some kind of response.

"No one has the power to make you feel inferior without your consent."  That is such an insightful statement about self esteem.  I wish it were mine, but its not.  The credit goes to Eleanor Roosevelt. 
If only Vivian Stringer had headed those words prior to the press conference in which she led her team. 
A few of her remarks from the press conference are as follows (as reported on NYTimes.com):

"I want you to see 10 young women who accomplished so much that we as a coaching staff, as a state university, men, women and people across this nation are so very proud of." You should be proud!
 
"These young ladies that you have seated before you are valedictorians of their class, future doctors, musical prodigies, and yes, even Girl Scouts." Amen!  No one could possibly deny this.
 
"These young ladies are the best this nation has to offer and we are so very fortunate to have them here at Rutgers University." Yes!  Every university should be so fortunate! 

"They are young ladies of class, distinction. They are articulate. They are brilliant. They are gifted. They are God’s representatives in every sense of the word." OK, got it.  They're wicked awesome.  Now where is this leading to?

"We have all been physically, mentally and emotionally spent. So hurt by the remarks that were uttered by Mr. Imus. ...we had to experience racist and sexist remarks that are deplorable, despicable and abominable and unconscionable....So as I felt what Mr. Imus said, I experienced this not only as a coach and as a mom to them but as a person who had also experienced the same kind of hurt. Yes, and I’ve cried and I’ve been angry and disappointed." 

Sorry Vivian, you just lost me, and you were so close to reaching the finish line victorious.  Are we to believe that the lives of the best women America has to offer could be wrecked by three words uttered by a crusty belligerent old fart to a marginal radio audience?  Are we to believe that these obviously exceptional women have such fragile self-esteem and self-worth that they could possibly be ruined by the phrase "nappy-headed ho"?  Maybe the 72-hours of continuous reporting on the subject fooled you and your players into entertaining that belief.  But if you don't truly believe it, you are being intellectually dishonest.  Are we to believe that this comment hit these women over the heads like an anvil dropping on the coyote in a Looney Toons cartoon, when anyone can clearly see by looking at these women and their credentials, that Imus' comment (which was a JOKE, by the way) could no more impact the course of their lives and their sense of self worth than a feather landing on their shoulder.

Ironically, about 1/3 of the way through the press conference Ms. Stringer nearly succumbed to the undeniable wisdom of Eleanor Roosevelt, stating, "but you see we also understood a long time ago that you know what, no one can make you feel inferior unless you allow them. That we can’t let other people steal our joy. We’ve always understood that for a long, long time."  But in order to dutifully fit the description of "victim" that Al and Jesse and all the talking heads promised to deliver, she ignored the wisdom and curled up in the fetal position.  And allowed, or maybe even encouraged, 10 impressionable young ladies to do the same.  She also cheated us all, black, white or otherwise, out of the press conference that we wanted and deserved to hear.  It would have gone something like this:

"Hi, my name is Vivian Stringer, coach of the RU women's basketball team.  Recently Don Imus referred jokingly to my players as "nappy-headed hos."  It was a stupid joke and not even worthy of any response by either myself or my girls, however, since all of the talking heads in the media have been slobbering all over themselves and can't stop talking about how we feel, we have decided to hold this press conference and put to rest any questions about how we feel. Number 1, who the hell is Don Imus?  I've never heard of him, nor have any of my players.  We've never met him, nor do we have any desire to.  We don't know why he felt compelled to make this team the brunt of his thoughtless joke, but we have heard that his show and his personal popularity are fading, so perhaps he thought that using a bit of modern hip hop terminology at the expense of some ladies he knew would not be listening might help his ratings.  Given the fact that he is now unemployed, it appears that his strategy was a little short-sighted.  Number 2, we are NOT victims.  Look at these girls standing behind me.  They are brilliant, talented, exceptional young ladies who attend one of the finest institutions of higher learning in the country and they are excelling both academically and athletically.  They are far too strong to have let the insensitive comment of one insignificant radio host to have an impact on their lives.  We have been far too busy celebrating and preparing for next season to really give it much credence.  Plus, he was just making a joke wasn't he?  He should really check out his own hairdo in the mirror before making jokes about others.  Doesn't he have a mirror in his bathroom?  Anyway, look at my girls, all of them have wonderful hair; and they all told me that they are still virgins.  So they are not in danger of becoming nappy-headed hos anytime soon.  (Yes its ok to make jokes at a time like this.  It helps to diffuse the problem instead of inflaming it with angry rhetoric.)   Well, that's all the time we have for this press conference, my girls must get back to furthering their education so that they may always be in control of their own goals for life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.  By the way, not that it is any of your business, but we have spoken to Mr. Imus directly and he did offer us an acceptable apology."

All of this drama over a 3 word joke.  Have we truly lost the ability to laugh at ourselves?  I'm saving the answer to that for Monday....to be continued.
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It Was a JOKE!

 The United States has quite a number of serious problems which need to be addressed.  Despite the fact that Reverends Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson would like us to believe that it is, (because it keeps them from slipping into the abyss of irrelevance), rampant racism is NOT one of them.  I consider myself someone who has been called and genetically hardwired to participate in the mechanisms through which solutions to large problems get debated (sometimes ad nauseum) and subsequently implemented.  As such, I find myself with an ever-growing appetite for radio, television and internet news and opinion programs.  That appetite has been ruined this week by the shameless left-leaning pandering to the Church of Racial Victimhood by every major and minor media outlet in the country, including much of talk-radio's vast rightwing conspiracy.

IT WAS A JOKE!!! 

I have read and heard responses to Imus's comments as rascist, outrageous, despicable, disgusting, deplorable, slanderous, evil, et. al.; these terms have also been used to decribe Don Imus as a man.  I'm no fan of Imus, his politics, or his show, however, are you freakin' kidding me with this manure?!  IT WAS A JOKE!  That is what he does; and what he has been doing for the last 30 years.  Was it a funny joke?  Some people laughed at it, yes, even black people.  Some people didn't.  But it was still JUST A JOKE!  He is an entertainer.   He just gives opinions, sometimes in an effort to be informative, sometimes in an effort to be funny; and as is the case with all entertainers, sometimes the audience boos.  He is not a journalist.  It is not as if he is Brian Williams on the NBC Nightly News stating "We have breaking news in the world of sports today; NBC News has discovered that the NCAA Women's Final Four team members from Rutgers University are not actually college basketball players, but instead they are a group of nappy-headed ho's.  We will have more on this story later tonight on Dateline." 

Reasonable people would give credence and weight to that statement and be outraged by it because Brian Williams is a journalist who reads news.  No reasonable person who listens to the Imus program (does one exist anymore?) could think that Imus actually believed that the team was a bunch of nappy-headed ho's and was actually promoting that.  It is not as though he was promoting a thoroughly researched essay or book in which the primary premise was that RU Basketball players are nappy-headed ho's.  IT WAS A JOKE!  Not a particularly nice one, but one that any reasonable person, white, black or otherwise, could recognize as an attempt at humor and not a statement of Imus's deep emotional disdain for black people or women or both.  An unreasonable person, however, would not see it as a joke; enter Reverend Al Sharpton.

If Dr. Martin Luther King were alive today, I think he would be ashamed and embarrassed to be associated with the likes of Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson.  Dr. King and so many others struggled.  I don't know what Jesse and Al are doing.  Imagine a time-transcendental conversation between these two and Dr. King at the end of a long day:

Jesse: Hey Dr. King, how was your day?

MLK: Not too good Jesse.  I was on my way to vote, and I realized I had forgotten my wallet, I needed it to pay my poll tax.  I had to go back home and get my wallet and since I was running late, I rode the bus.  The only open seat was in the front next to a white girl, so I took it.  The cops pulled me off the bus, beat the crap out of me, soaked me with firehoses and let a bunch of police dogs gnaw on my extremities.  When I finally got away from the melee, I noticed my friend Joe hanging dead from a tree above a burning cross.  Luckily I was able to sneak away before the dudes with the white sheets on their heads saw me.  But, you know, just a typical southern 1960's kinda day.  How bout you Al?

Sharpton: Well, I started a campaign to oust a radio host who called some black women "nappy-headed hos"

MLK: Wow, that sounds serious, so he's really a racist huh?

Sharpton: Not exactly, he was just making a joke, but I can get a lot more publicity for "the cause" if I subtly ignore that fact.  Jesse, tell us about your day.

Jesse: Well I went down to Durham, NC, you know that's in the South where there are lots of racists, more specifically Duke University, where there are bound to be lots of rich racists.

MLK: What were you doing down there?

Jesse: A bunch of rich white kids from the Duke lacrosse team raped a virtually defenseless black woman.

MLK: Oh dear Lord, that's terrible!  What is to become of the case?

Jesse: Nothing actually.  It turns out that the woman was lying.  All charges have been dropped against all of the boys, but it sure was fun whipping people up into a frenzy over it!

MLK: Are you two guys s***ting me with this stuff?  Am I on candid camera?  Didn't you hear how my day went, and THIS is what you are working on?  What year is it where you guys are?

Sharpton: Its 2007.  And because of your wonderful work Dr. King, and the work of others who truly suffered for equal rights, you can hardly ever find racism in America anymore; at least not any that is worth getting excited about.  So when you do find even the possibility of a tiny shred of it, you really have to overplay your hand to garner as much attention as possible on this rampant problem.

Jesse: Yeah, its almost like real work.  With one hand we have to fan the flames of racism and hatred, and we have to carry water to put out the fire with the other hand, while trying to look good on TV telling everyone that we are the only ones qualified to put out the fire.

MLK: Why the hell don't you just let the fire burn itself out, stomp on it, END RACISM instead of perpetuating it?

Sharpton and Jesse: looking at each other very confusedly

Jesse: But how will I extort, er, raise funds for the Rainbow Push?

Sharpton: How will I ever get to be on TV anymore?

Jesse: No one will care about my opinions anymore.

Sharpton: I will have to get a real job and live in the real world.

MLK: ...Yup.  That pretty much covers it.


This blog entry is getting too long but I'm not done venting.  To be continued tomorrow... 

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